In honor of those of us being recognized tomorrow, I thought it pertinent to share this interesting bit of news.

In an effort to reduce their operational costs while improving efficiency, the Norwegian Defense Department announced that they would begin the process of bar coding all of their naval vessels, from destroyer class all the way up to aircraft carrier.

Their reasoning was that upon their return to port from a military exercise, they could simply Scandinavian.

Seems like a process well anchored in paronomasiac thinking.