What’s a completely useless fact you love sharing?
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I honestly cannot recall precisely where I read this or who relayed this paronomasiac fact. I wanna say Mike Rowsoft, or maybe it was Gene Yuss. Artie Phishul? The name escapes me. I know it wasn’t Seymour Butz. His head tends to be somewhere else.
Now, what they shared was a decision made recently by those that oversea the merrytime branch of Norway’s or Sweden’s defense department. Sorry. Sometimes pertinent bits of information just seem to float away from me.
It was determined that in order to facilitate the ingress of ships at port, each vessel would be barcoded. Apparently, this would improve operational efficiency by transmitting maintenance needs directly into their online system. So as to not harbor any doubts as to which vessel needed what.
Essentially, upon return from their mission, they just had to scandinavian.

Also became part of each recruit’s onboarding process.
Oh buoy.
That one reached new depths.
Sorry if I left you in my wake.